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@canunots: parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o’clock!

clock: 11:01

me: they’re dead i’m alone i need to start my orphan life now

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