@GrantTanaka: parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are
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@KateWhineHall: I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50.
@david8hughes: [phone rings] Mum: your grandad isn't well. I'm afraid he's on his deathbed Me: well tell him to get in a different bed then