@GrantTanaka: parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are
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@briangaar: "Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.
@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime