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@InternetHippo: PARENTS: When someone offers you drugs, you say no!
ME (going out into the world): I'm ready
[literally no one offers me drugs ever]

PARENTS: When someone offers you drugs, you say no!
ME (going out into the world): I’m ready
[literally no one offers me drugs ever]

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