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@freypalm: Parents: When you finish the chores will you please look for a job.

Me: [painting the cat's claws] Still a lot to do unfortunately.

Parents: When you finish the chores will you please look for a job.

Me: [painting the cat’s claws] Still a lot to do unfortunately.

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