@wolfmannjr: Parents yelling "I'm not going to ask you again" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again
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@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
@Book_Krazy: "Whoa nice car" Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels [whispers to friend] "What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires"
@meganamram: I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me