@Bob_Janke: Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004.
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@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician
@ClichedOut: Scientist: The outside of your phone is the dirtiest thing in the world. Me: Lol, you haven't seen the inside.
@misfarber: Shouldn't the sea be called an isntland? Sir, I don't know how you keep getting in here, but again, this is not what a think tank does