@qwertying: Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.
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@ashmensch: *writes on wall in ketchup* THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED Boss: What the hell are you doing? Me: Somebody ate my corndogs.
@david8hughes: Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it
@KoKeniSasquatch: You know America you kinda brought Bieber on yourselves. There's not enough Canadians to make him go viral. Sorry but thems the truth.