@TheTweetOfGod: Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence.
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@Marlebean: Me, bewildered: "What is this odd thingy?" H: It's called a wine stopper. Me, whisper cries: "Why would anyone want to stop the wine?"
@CornOnTheGoblin: "well i asked asked her to move in after 3 months but i don't think-" [cop interrupts me] do you know how fast you were going IN YOUR CAR
@TheMichaelRock: I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe.