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@drinksmcgee: [Park]

Parent 1: That's my kid on the slide.
Parent 2: That's mine on the swing.
Me: The one spray painting "Slayer" on that baby is mine.

[Park]

Parent 1: That’s my kid on the slide.
Parent 2: That’s mine on the swing.
Me: The one spray painting “Slayer” on that baby is mine.

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