@TenaciousGrace_: Part of me says, "I can't keep drinking like this." While another says "Don't listen to her, she's drunk."
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@SoWeirditsCool: Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house. The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete.
@brownbear952: Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you.
@NYC_Blonde: There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for "flights that are least likely to have noisy children".
@daveexplosm: Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians