@Reverend_Scott: "PARTY FOWL" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand
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@Reverend_Scott: *calls boss* Me: I can't come to work. Boss: Why not? Me: Gotham city needs me. Boss: ...You're not Batman. Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly.
@jonnysun: job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre "dress for the job u want, right?" then just stare at them
@DanMentos: what’s your pitch? "so this guy steals from the rich…" ok "and gives to the poor” nice. what’s his name? "Robin…" haha I love it "Hood" wait