@Reverend_Scott: "PARTY FOWL" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand
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@badbanana: Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
@KristinHalbrook: Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses.
@KizerBillhelm: Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT