@Reverend_Scott: "PARTY FOWL" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand
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@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@Diversion50: I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders.
@TheMongoose69: Had to get sticky tape and gift tags surgically removed from my body at the hospital... Proving once again that white guys can't wrap.