@meganamram: party idea: "DUI or IUD?" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TribalSpaceCat: Once I saved 10 kittens from a burning building and yes all the people died but look how cute they are
@mishakey: Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation.
@Dmvm1977: Whenever I'm feeling low, I grab a pen.. and I write something joyful and happy to lift my spirits. Today I'm writing my bosses obituary.
@squirrel74wkgn: As I exposed my glorious chest hairs & catapulted toward the Velcro wall, I realized that I had no exit strategy.