@meganamram: party idea: "DUI or IUD?" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which
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@runawaycupcake: If I had known what cleaning a toilet is like with a husband and two sons I would've become a lesbian.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least.