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@SondraDeeMe: [party]
ME: You're out of shrimp.
HOST: That was fast. I'll get more.
BF: Where are your manners?
ME: Under the heap of shrimp in my purse.

[party]
ME: You’re out of shrimp.
HOST: That was fast. I’ll get more.
BF: Where are your manners?
ME: Under the heap of shrimp in my purse.

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