@Tormny_Pickeals: *passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live
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@sageboggs: Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business
@Beatonm5: ...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out.
@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?