@DanMentos: *passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*
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@weinerdog4life: Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar
@AudreyPorne: spin the bottle, except you have to murder the person it lands on her: this is a baby shower
@Mikecanrant: When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating.