@DanMentos: *passive aggressively turns off Christmas lights when someone stops too long to look at them*
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@cbdoubleu: *raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry
@nocturnology: Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
@david8hughes: My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in.