@ShawnIzadi: Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?
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@envydatropic: Indoor water parks full of kids in diapers for when you want to catch a case of name that bacterial infection
@CharmandBrains: I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict.
@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.