@BlindChow: Pat is about to own someone
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@ElleOhHell: I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash.
@longwall26: "Whatcha inventing?" "I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids?" "Sure."
@chrissyissie: Literally held in a sneeze because I was giving my husband the silent treatment and I didn't want him to bless me