@BlindChow: Pat is about to own someone
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@sixthformpoet: It’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city.
@AmateurIdiot: If I insisted on getting my kids to bed by 7:00 every night, I'd have to start their bedtime routine just after breakfast.
@liv_thatsme: FIRST DATE Me *dressed from head to toe like Darth Vader* Him: Haha, are you dressed like that to celebrate the opening weekend of the new Star Wars movie? Me (in Darth Vader voice): NO.