@BlindChow: Pat is about to own someone
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@tartadepollo: I asked this homeless lady if I could take her home. She said yes, so I walked off with her cardboard box.
@daemonic3: [at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page
@AsgardianRose: Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages.