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@DrDogMD: PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think-
DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part

PATIENT: Doc, I haven’t been able to bone my wife lately and I really think-
DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part

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