@Iaughing: Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?" Mindy: "No." Patrick: "Do you wanna?"
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@qwertying: Airport Security: has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge, sir? Sir: How the hell am I supposed to answer that?
@envydatropic: It's cute how my family thinks I'm playing with fire and I'm just trying to cook them breakfast
@Kyle_Lippert: Avril: I want a divorce. You aren't a sk8er boi. So see ya later boi. Chad: This is how you remind me of what I really am?!
@Reverend_Scott: Batman: Use this spotlight to call me. Robin: What if it's daytime? Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*