@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.
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@daisysunshine90: I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort.
@lovexios: I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up.
@KalvinMacleod: [parole hearing] OFFICER: are u reformed? ME: I— O: go on M: I th— O: tell us M: I'm— O: yes M: can I finish my sentence O: ok parole denied