@RobDenBleyker: Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860.
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@SamGrittner: You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?
@AaronFullerton: OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as "we," then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as "we."
@lovemydogduck: My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
@Browneyed_mama: I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous.