@brennadine: Pavlov's bell, but it's me reading an email that I think says winebar when it's actually webinar.
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@heidi420x: Peanut butter You're almost as good as chocolate Which is almost as good as cheese Which is tied with vodka -Poem about the food pyramid
@splegge: Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep "WTF you doing?" "for your headache." "I don't have one!" Just what I wanted to hear! *unzip flys
@JessObsess: You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry
@AmishPornStar1: I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.