@hythemafia: "Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."
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@Dawn_M_: It's been four days since I started this rap battle. I'm tired and just want to see my family.
@AndyAsAdjective: [morning] her: did you dream about me? me: that depends…are you a member of the Backstreet Boys? her: umm no me: then no
@imabbylouise: I have nothing in common with people that say, "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy."
@cULTMOTHER: told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.