@ImaFlyontheWall: pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window..
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@aaronnemo: If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. "I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."
@Cheeseboy22: Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? (A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?