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@TheHyyyype: [paying at chipotle]

ME: i got a burrito

CLERK: that'll be ten dollars

ME: with guac

CLERK: that'll be ten thousand dollars

[paying at chipotle]

ME: i got a burrito

CLERK: that’ll be ten dollars

ME: with guac

CLERK: that’ll be ten thousand dollars

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