@hinnaz: Pee pressure > peer pressure
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@HeyZeus666: I could lose 120 pounds in less than a week, but apparently there's some kind of silly NewYork law against killing your ex.
@YourKyness: Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: "So whose funeral is it?" I told him I haven decided yet.
@juliussharpe: Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.