@hinnaz: Pee pressure > peer pressure
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@causticbob: Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.
@WheelTod: I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo.
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