@timdonakowski: Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools.
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@hippieswordfish: *tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media
@AnkCoupleTO: Smooth Criminal: I use a razor Smoother Criminal: I get laser treatments Smoothest Criminal: *it's just an Asian guy laughing at them both*
@pinupteacher: I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?