@findmydolls: *peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants*
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@QuotingJokes: I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.
@IAmKatieOrr: I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling "Wilbur, you include your brother!"
@amishschool: "My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner" I explain to the other homeless people.