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@radtoria: "Penguins mate for life. Isn't that romantic?"
You open your mouth to answer but I spit my chewed up cake into it.
"You're my penguin."

“Penguins mate for life.  Isn’t that romantic?” 
You open your mouth to answer but I spit my chewed up cake into it. 
“You’re my penguin.”

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