@jensrmk: People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!
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@ieatanddrink: Put together a list of the PROS and CONS of pizza for those of you who are on the fence!
@JennyJohnsonHi5: The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street.
@sixthformpoet: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. There's nothing more endearing than happy people applauding themselves.