@jensrmk: People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!
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@karencheee: People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?
@KirstenCatClub: [God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food
@WilliamRodgers: I'm 30 years old and I've watched Frozen 18 times this week... For those of you out there thinking about having unprotected sex tonight...