@_sleepysmile: People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@murrman5: I read that you should treat every night with your wife like your first date so after the movie tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents
@ObscureGent: If Michael Jackson wasn't buried in his Thriller outfit, who will teach the zombies to dance in the upcoming apocalypse.