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@aka_fatman: People always go, "Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?"
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

People always go, “Why can’t there ever be peace in the Middle East?”
We can’t even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That’s why.

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