@JessObsess: People always tell me to act my age so I bought expensive cheese.
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@DBMaxP: Nothing says "Proper Retirement Planning" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets
@ibid78: I wish softcore horror was a genre. Like, "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S A KITTEN! OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST A FEATHER."
@Milariou: It's all fun and games until you notice the "rocket" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand.