@katiefzack: People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
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@KrunkedRobot: Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right.
@audipenny: friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though
@AnkCoupleTO: If you drop your pants for a "surprise checkup" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills