@katiefzack: People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
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@SamuelHLowe: - You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula.
@Muath_tu: I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold.
@nice_mustard: what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog
@david8hughes: [911 call] "My hand's stuck in a blender!" "Turn it on then." "What?" " I can't hear it, turn it on so I know you're not lying."