@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
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@Reverend_Scott: [sees friend at the store] "Hi" Hey "Where's your better half?" The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: Baby-proofed the house like you wanted Wife: Ya? Me: Ya. Locks, fence, barbed wire, the works Her:.. Me: No way a baby's gettin in here.
@HansomeHoosier: "You can have more degrees than a thermometer & still be dumb as shit." - Old Southern Proverb