@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@StellaRtwot: We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes.
@the_couch_guy: People of Twitter: If you worry that you aren't creative enough, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
@WilliamAder: Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
@Sassafrantz: Me: [opens front facing camera at a funeral and starts crying] "he must've meant a lot to her."