@ConcernedSirGuy: People are like, "How cute! Your dog looks just like you!" I'm like, "That's my son."
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@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.
@crylenol: VAN GOGH: Go on, open it. You'll like it. Much better than last year. GIRL: It isn't another ear is it, Vince? VAN GOGH: what
@perhapssomeday: No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language.
@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?