@sgrstk: People are like plastic bags: Some are meant to fly, some have holes — but are still useful — and, well, others are full of dog shit.
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@LeftAtLondon: Alternate universe where all appearances of the word “lil” in rappers names have to be replaced with the word “teensy weensy”
@AlanFelyk: Her: I’m done with you and everybody who looks like you. Me: What did Wilford Brimley ever do to you?