@SirEviscerate: People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree.
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@Sam_From_Kansas: This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now.
@filthybeggar1: People who put "Retired" on their Linked In acct: I'm not certain you've grasped the site.
@Black__Elvis: I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories.