@Jason_Horton: People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don't know anything about it
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@nowme_datta: How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries.
@Maui_Speaks: I love wearing ear-buds and listening to the music loud at the gym, because no one can hear you if you fart...Why is everyone looking at me?
@KimmyMonte: Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates
@Cpt_Burnout: Guy: "Do you have a lighter?" Me: "Yep" Guy: "You smoke?" Me: "No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."