@adamjest: People ask me questions like I'm listening
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@Jerrypleasure: [Restaurant] Date: I like guys who plan ahead Me: If you die early, I'll marry my ex
@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect" *resets password* "New password cannot be the same as the old password"
@BookishBunny: At this point most of the hugs I'm involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin.