@specialhug: People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called "proof-reading". Perhaps you've hard of it
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@HatfieldAnne: This is the year I declare war on harmless euphemisms. First up: “It defies physics.” No, it doesn't. Nothing does.
@YupKirsten: Me: I hate long sad goodbyes. Cashier: I just want to give you your change. Me: *puts finger on lips* shhhh. Don't make this harder *leaves*