@Home_Halfway: People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them "debt."
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@MeatloafComedy: My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it's rude to point???
@DirtMcTurd: My friends call me Superman, not because I help people, its because I wear the same clothes everyday