@Home_Halfway: People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them "debt."
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@Social_Mime: Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.
@Traceylei2: You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score.
@juliussharpe: I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid.
@AdamBroud: Gym Employee: Thats not how you operate that machine, sir. Me: *Hanging clothes all over treadmill* But this is how I use it at home.