@JElvisWeinstein: People belittle the internet "talking about a dress" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise.
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@Mattmateee: remember at school when you pretended to be interested in a teachers social life just to waste time in lessons
@RexHuppke: "Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant." - inventor of the birthday party
@mompsychologist: I've never been on Jeopardy, but I have put a 4yo to bed, so I know what it's like to be asked about things you never even heard of.