@wolfpupy: people get sad when a bird flys into a window but when i do it its a big hassle
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@jdforshort: 6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house
@NicestHippo: If you're going to call people who aren't yet born "the unborn" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead "the undead"
@DaddyJew: Me: I can't come in today, too much snow Boss: according to your FB page you've already started day drinking and are messaging me from inside an igloo you built Me: that is correct B: can I come hang?
@iamspacegirl: vampire: let me bite you me: no! vampire: it will be fun me: *running away* vampire: wait, stop! my fangs magically change color when I sip through them! me: *noticeably slowing down*