@ShaneKnowsStuff: People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
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@joci2203: I drank my recommended amount of water today, yay! Okay, well there was some vodka mixed in every cup, but still.
@murrman5: can you start monday at 8? "yes, thank you for the opportunity" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? "am or pm?"
@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."