@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
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@ShortSleeveSuit: Girl: I like good boys Me [trying to impress her]: *shapeshifts into a pack of smiley golden retrievers*
@DistractedMomma: Remember, you are faster and trickier than they are. - Me, to myself, when I'm fighting a kid at the playground for the last swing.
@BeTheCookie: Reverse cowboy is when you scatter the herd and actively promote bandits and wolves to take what they will.
@Maxine12333: You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.