@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
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@noxxhell: When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage.
@imadepoopstoday: [job interview] "We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position." It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. "...yes."
@KimmyMonte: If Disney has taught us anything it's that if you tie enough balloons to your house, you will eventually find a dog.