@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
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@ieatanddrink: My daughter called me "lame." Let's see how "lame" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT
@AlexRogaski: You don't serve tuna do you? "No sir, we don't serve fish here" *A family of tuna in fake mustaches whistles innocently at another table*
@JessicaNorthey: Got a call saying my son got caught lying, cheating & was being expelled. I don't have a son. That kid is one damn good liar
@FattMernandez: I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild.