@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
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@TheCatWhisprer: If you cut me off in traffic you better be ready to look in your rearview mirror and see me yelling something you can't hear.
@SarahJonesVent: How to Parallel Park 1. Back in slowly 2. Nope wrong angle 3. Oh god, ur holding up traffic 4. Keep driving forever, u live in the car now
@Rollmaninoz: *Rolls window down* Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: is it because I’m literally running down the street pretending to be a car?
@NicestHippo: Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either