@Playing_Dad: People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"
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@iwearaonesie: wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?
@faizziy: There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house.
@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars