@TheMichaelRock: People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently.
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@Try2StopME: Please take the smartphone away from your pets, they are spamming your Facebook with selfies.
@TheFactsBook: According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
@XplodingUnicorn: Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry.