@longwall26: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
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@gurl_sour: Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade.
@Los01001111: I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?
@Prof_Hinkley: I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one
@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.