@TheRealHoff10: People keep asking me today "So you have a new boss?" No, I'm still with my wife.
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@outsmartedmommy: Marriage after kids is basically two zookeepers arguing about who has to clean up the monkey poop on a daily basis.
@ieatanddrink: It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity
@stevedildarian: CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control.