@StormErika: People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work.
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@checkyourfox: I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.
@Tommassh: *looks through telescope* *telescope thinks you're looking at him and waves* *you wave at Jupiter behind* *telescope awkwardly lowers hand*
@Shock_Monster: Him: Boo! Me: Did you just call me your Boo? Him: I was scaring you! Me: Mission accomplished. *backs away*