@StormErika: People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work.
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@Hadzilla: Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.
@WilliamAder: The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms.